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Friday, November 12, 2010

It's a jungle out here!!

Today my kids decided to play "Zoo."

I joined in when they found some facepaint that we didn't use on Halloween, and we created animals.


I have to say, Claire was the cutest zebra I've ever seen.

Collin was a ferocious crocodile.

And Spencer was a terrible tiger!

Spencer said, "Mommy, you can be the zookeeper!" I said, "I already am!"

Saturday, November 6, 2010

First Snow

A few days before Halloween we had our first snow.

The boys bundled up and went out onto the trampoline, which had been left to ward off the coming of wineter.

They had a blast digging around in the snow...

throwing snowballs, and generally making a snowy mess. 

 Then someone who shall forever remain unnamed saw me taking photos, and got a great idea:
 Throw snowballs at Mommy!!!!!
To little boys delirious with the joy of the first snow, it was hilarious!!

 And I'm thanking God for the person who invented window panes.

Friday, November 5, 2010

Ready for Dinner?

Soup is almost ready, table is almost set. I check the time: 6:30. The kids need to wash up and come to the table. They're filthy after a long day enjoying the last of the fall weather.

"Hey, you guys ready for dinner?"
No answer. Collin and Claire have been watching a movie while I made a quick soup. They must not be listening to mom....
"Hey you guys ready for dinner?"
It's still strangely quiet.

I go in the family room.



That explains it!

Quotes, Aug-Oct 2010





Aug 25
Spencer, looking at the frozen corn we were making for lunch: This is frozen-er than a monkey on a kite!

Aug 24
Spencer, while he and I were rolling hot dogs into crescent dough: Just imagine wearing one of these on your feet!
Me, confused: Why would you wear one of these on your feet?!
Spencer, bewildered: I do NOT know!

Spencer, observing Collin's bathtime habits: Mommy, you gotta come see this! Collin fulled up the bathtub! It's overfloating!

Aug 23
Claire, seeing a man walk two dogs in our neighborhood: Dat dawdie doot!

Translation: That doggie's cute!

Aug 22
Claire, after running across the parking lot lane in front of Kohl's: Mommy! I'n not dead!"

Aug 21
Collin, after Katya put her baby fingers on his lips: How dare you put that in my royal mouth!

Collin, after being hit in the "peanuts": Oooooh! My tenders!

Aug 18
Overheard:
Spencer to Collin, while munching on some yummy treats in the kitchen: Hmm... I wonder why Mommy made these treats?
Collin: It's because she loves us so much!

Collin: Mommy, why can't I go outside and play?
Me: It's because you took Katya outside and down the road, and across the street when I told you no.
Collin: Yeah, but I want to go outside. It's so fun!
Me: No. You stole Katya, so you can't go outside.
Collin: You think I'm a fief?!

Aug 16
Collin at lunch over a bowl of pasta and broccoli and cauliflower: Mommy? You know what broccoli is my favorite? The white broccoli!

Aug 15
Me, looking at Spencer as he was dressed for church: Wow, you look great! Daddy did a great job dressing you today!
Spencer, with an outraged look: Hey! I chose this (motioning toward his sweatshirt).
Me: You did? Well, then you did great too!
Spencer: Sheesh.
Me: Sheesh? What sheesh?
Spencer, shaking his head slowly: I do not get any credit!

Aug 7
Me, right before Collin was going to jump in the bath: "Collin, remember you need to clean your hair and all your stinky parts with soap. With SOAP! Got it?"
Collin, absentmindedly: Mmmhmmm
Me: This means you're going to scrub your hair with shampoo and clean what else...?(pointing at his bum)
Collin: my bum
Me, pointing at his "man parts": And....?
Collin, sighing: My peanuts.

July 30
Spencer, in the checkout line at the grocery store, eyeing the box of cookies: Mommy, can we have a cookie in the car?
Me: Um........(thinking of other things).....Maybe.
Spencer: Oh, I forgot - Mommy, thank you so much for all this wonderful food.
Me, oozing with pride that I have a son that shows such gratefulness: You're welcome, Sweetie!
Spencer, grinning sheepishly: I said that so I could get a cookie.

July 29
Collin: Mommy, I would looooooove to have a snake for a pet. Mommy, tomorrow can we go to the pet store and train a snake?

July 7
Collin: Mommy, tomorrow can we go to Disneyland?
Me: What? Disneyland?! (laughing) No. Sorry.
Collin: But, Mommy! That's where kids can be free!

This kid is such a sucker for advertising campaigns.
Sort of like what he told me in the grocery store several months ago:

Collin, holding up a box of fruit loops: Mommy, can we get these? They're good for you! They're full of fibre!

Next subject to join our home school regimen: Nutrition 101


May 31
Spencer, emerging from the restroom: Someone didn't flush their horrible poop! So I peed on the horrible poop and flushed it.

May 25
Claire, who is insistent that Grandpa is hers, and no one else's: MY Dampa!

April 23

Spencer, 2/3 the way through a book in which every page ended with a little girl and her grandma praising each other for being "the best" at something: Man, they sure are positive!

April 20
Our neighbor who was standing talking to me, when Claire came around the corner in her leopard-print fuzzy winter boots, a sweatshirt, and pigtails, but NOTHING on her bottom half: "Oh, my! Nice boots!"

April 12
Claire, coming into the family room in ONLY a winter hat and Collin's boots, and nothing else: Mommy, I go p'ay outside.

April 2
Spencer, coming to me distraught and in tears after awaking: Mommy, I dreamt *gulp* I had a poisonous fart and *sob* Collin and Claire died [from it]!

March 26
Collin, after devouring his oatmeal in the morning: Yummy! That was SO GOOD!
Vlad: You liked that? You should tell your mommy.
Collin, turning to me, clearly not sure what he was supposed to say: .........Yummy.

Vlad, ready to leave for the day: Bye, guys!
Spencer: Hey! Where's the hug?!

March 25
Collin, as we headed off to do errands: Mommy, do you have any money?
Me: Yes.
Collin: Will you give me some?
Me: Probably not.
Collin: Pleeeeaaaase?
Spencer: Hey! You heard the lady!

March 22

Spencer, bursting in through the door after coming home from the movie "Alvin and the Chipmunks" with his dad: Mommy! The movie was AWEsome!! And you need to (here he turns around, sticks his bum out, and wiggles it around) 'Shake what your mama gave ya!'


Obviously edifying viewing material. :) 

March 12
Vlad, upset after finding the Nutella jar opened, and 1/3 of its contents gone: Who got into the Nutella?
Spencer, guilty look spread across his chocolate-smudged face: Um....
Vlad: It's 1/3 gone! What were you thinking?
Spencer, sheepishly: Daddy, I just got carried away!

Me, catching a glimpse of myself in the entryway mirror from the breakfast table, and seeing my messy hair: oh my goodness! I look like a witch!
Spencer: No, Mommy. Witches have white hair!

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Deer Meadows Farms - Fall Fun!


A couple of weeks ago I wanted to take the kids to the pumpkin patch. You know - it's that time of year. Well, we went to a place called Deer Meadows Farms not far from us. Turns out they didn't have much of a pumpkin patch this year - nothing really grew - but they did have lots of other fun things to do. We fed farm animals, watched a barn-raising, did a maze, did a treasure hunt, climbed a couple of mountains, fed a horse, and generally had a good time. 
These are the cute little calfs they had. 

The barn-raising.

Spencer helping out with feeding the farm animals. 
The calfs again. I was fascinated with these little guys. They were really gross and really cute all at the same time.


The girls making friends with the sheep.
 Katya LOVED this sheep. She followed it everywhere it went. I thought that was supposed to be the other way around!





Don't forget the goats!
 Or the chickens!
 Climbing the mountain of hay bales...
 King of the mountain!
 Katya, tuckered out.

Collin and Claire on top of the tire mountain.


 Katya, the mountaineering woman. 
 Chickens. 
 What was left of the pumpkin patch.
 Deer Meadows Farms.

 Collin, ecstatic over feeding a "horse" - about 2 minutes before the "horse" chomped his finger. 

Halloween.

I always put off buying Halloween costumes. And to be perfectly honest, making them is out of the question. Every time Halloween rolls around and there are countless fuzzy animals, knights, princesses, and cartoon characters on the racks, I get excited...until I check the prices. Around here, the going rate for a piece of painted spandex barely held together with a bad seam and a flimsy plastic mask is $20. If you're counting, that's $80 just so my kids can wear it for about 2 hours on Halloween night and go to houses where people will give them only about $40 worth of candy. No, I know Halloween is more than that. For kids, it's about a dream come true, a sense of community, trust and goodwill, dressing up and being your fantasty for one night when your friends don't make fun of you for it.... But I have such a hard time forking over the $80. I like to fork over the $2 the week after Halloween when noone wants the costumes anymore, and get my kids dress-up costumes they can wear the rest of the year.

All that to say, this year our costumes were pretty much night-of-Halloween decisions. Spencer was the only child who got a new costume, because he had outgrown the rest of the costumes at home. He was Batman. 



As the time drew nearer and Collin realized he wasn't going to get a new costume, but he would have to choose from the cowboy (complete with horse!), the gorilla, or the Ninja turtles that we already had, he chose gorilla - for the third year running. And I have to say, he's perfecting the act quite well.


Claire was allowed to choose between Princess, Firegal, and Cowgirl (complete with horse!). She chose dog. She'd outgrown the doggie costume, but still wanted to wear it. So I let her - why not? Even if it didn't fit her, she was still cute as pie. 


Katya didn't have a choice. She was the penguin - our only baby costume. It was perfect on her. So she was the penguin the day AFTER Halloween too, because it was too cute to put in the closet after only one evening.



We were a motley crew, but we had a great time!

Katya was fasinated - not terrified- by all the kids who came by, us giving them candy, and then them vanishing again into the dark night. This is the cute girlies calling "bye, bye, bye!" to the trick-or-treaters.


Who knew penguins liked apples?! The boys kept reminding me, "you know, real penguins are just as tall as Katya is!


So after we'd made the kids eat all of 1 bite at dinner, Vlad held down the fort with Katya at home and I took the older kids out trick-or-treating. Heat blasting, side door open most of the time, we drove from house to house. They each took a pillowcase. It was totally adorable seeing the boys shoot up the driveways to the house, Claire bouncing up behind in her costume and rubber boots, with her ears and tail flapping in the wind. After every house, Spencer would yell "To the Batmobile!" loud enough for all to hear. Then they'd come rushing back. When Collin wanted to take a certain spot in the van, Spencer complained, "Hey! It's MY Batmobile!" Hilarious! After a few houses, Claire was giggling, "Dis is fun!"

Collin, as every year, gave out after about 10 houses. His hands were cold, his feet were tired, his legs were tired, he was cold, and he just wanted to EAT CANDY!!! As Spencer told him, "This is no time to sit and eat candy!" Claire was a real trooper, and when her bag got too heavy for her to carry up and down the driveways, you could see her drooping with exhaustion, but she wanted to go on. So Spencer started carrying her bag for her. She finally gave out after about 16 or 17 houses. But Spencer carried on.  ...and on...and on. Spencer never quits. And since this was the best deal he'd come across all year, he wasn't going to give up now just because that bag was as big and heavy as Santa's toy bag at Christmas. I was his faithful supporter and cab driver. I wasn't going to quit until he did. There was only one house that was so gross and gory that I said we won't go back again next year. Spencer literally started to run away from that house, but I called him back - after that fright, we'd better get what we came for!

 I could see him dragging and his eye starting to droop after about an hour, but he insisted he was just doing "slow motion" and continued. I finally called it quits. We'd hit about 30 houses. The other two kids were having a party in the back of the van, and I was worried about sugar overload and Vlad's sanity with a cranky penguin at home. But Spencer's persistence paid off. When we went to put all the candy in gallon freezer bags, it took FIVE bags to contain Spencer's booty. Candy, pop, chips, hot cocoa, and even a free fries and soft drink from McDonalds! Seriously - the Halloween of my childhood dreams. Spencer seemed to think so too. :) Claire got 2.5 bags. Collin got 1.5. An absolute excess of candy was something I had never considered before we came home. Now I know - there is a reason parents only go down one quick block with their kids - or walk instead of drive. :) 


What a blast! I love trick-or-treating with my kids. Sheer enjoyment and delight!


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